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Simmer in Your Hotseat is the debut album by Boston-based band The Main Drag, originally released on indie label Endless Recordings in 2004. The album was self-recorded by Adam Arrigo while still in college, with assistance from Matt Levitt and contributions from various guest musicians.
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