{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Hemigrammus erythrozonus","displaytitle":"Hemigrammus erythrozonus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q844602","titles":{"canonical":"Hemigrammus_erythrozonus","normalized":"Hemigrammus erythrozonus","display":"Hemigrammus erythrozonus"},"pageid":6816807,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Tetra_Glowlight_cropped.jpg/330px-Tetra_Glowlight_cropped.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Tetra_Glowlight_cropped.jpg","width":888,"height":592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262011691","tid":"a4dd2c72-b5e1-11ef-9a81-82fc79d47c0e","timestamp":"2024-12-09T03:57:01Z","description":"Species of fish","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemigrammus_erythrozonus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemigrammus_erythrozonus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemigrammus_erythrozonus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hemigrammus_erythrozonus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemigrammus_erythrozonus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hemigrammus_erythrozonus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemigrammus_erythrozonus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hemigrammus_erythrozonus"}},"extract":"Hemigrammus erythrozonus, commonly known as the glowlight tetra, is a small tropical fish from the Essequibo River, Guyana, South America. It is silver in colour and a bright iridescent orange to red stripe extends from the snout to the base of its tail, the front of the dorsal fin being the same color as the stripe. Other fins are silver to transparent. The glowlight tetra is a peaceful, shoaling fish. It is larger than the neon tetra, and its peaceful disposition makes it an ideal, and popular, community tank fish. It should be kept with similar sized, non-aggressive species. Hemigrammus gracilis is a senior synonym. The red-line rasbora of Malaysia and Indonesia has markings and coloring very similar to H. erythrozonus, but is a member of family Cyprinidae, not a close relative.","extract_html":"
Hemigrammus erythrozonus, commonly known as the glowlight tetra, is a small tropical fish from the Essequibo River, Guyana, South America. It is silver in colour and a bright iridescent orange to red stripe extends from the snout to the base of its tail, the front of the dorsal fin being the same color as the stripe. Other fins are silver to transparent. The glowlight tetra is a peaceful, shoaling fish. It is larger than the neon tetra, and its peaceful disposition makes it an ideal, and popular, community tank fish. It should be kept with similar sized, non-aggressive species. Hemigrammus gracilis is a senior synonym. The red-line rasbora of Malaysia and Indonesia has markings and coloring very similar to H. erythrozonus, but is a member of family Cyprinidae, not a close relative.
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Héctor Rueda Hernández was a Colombian prelate of the Roman Catholic Church.
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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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